Blog #3

  1. Begging the question: Everyone wants the new play station because it is faster than any other xbox.
  2. Ad Hominem: All shoes are meant to be worn and destroyed. You only say that because you do not know how to dress and take care of your shoes.
  3. Equivocation: Playing basketball is cardio, but since cardio is a workout, that means basketball is a workout
  4. Slippery Slope: Me: Hey dude are you okay because I see a big cut on your arm. Dude: Yeah bro I fell and the stick cut me. Me: Are you sure your house isn’t possessed? Dude: Nah I recently just had the priest come to my house. Me: A priest should not have to come your house so therefore your house is haunted and you need to get out
  5. Straw Man: Elon Musk: “Self-driving cars are the natural extension of active safety and obviously something we should do.” Opponent: Self-driving cars aren’t safe! Did you hear about the self-driving Uber SUV that killed a pedestrian in Arizona?
  6. Tu Quoque: Cousin: Aye dude i think you should stop smoking vape because of all the bad news about it. Other cousin: Why? You still smoke cigarettes after you stopped vaping
  7. Non-sequitur: My dog needs to poop. Wait I could have sworn this was a sunflower not a rose.
  8. False Dichotomy: Do you believe in of God or Buddha? You are not religious because you weren’t born into one
  9. Argument from ignorance: Big foot isn’t real because people would have been able to find him with heat vision
  10. Red Herring: Me: Mom I am depressed I need to see a psychiatrist . Filipino mom: Psychiatrist? Talk to god he is free, who would pay to talk to a psychiatrist.
  11. Scope: The play station can play multiple games so that means it is the best. The xbox can play the same games as them. C: The Xbox can be the best too
  12. Gambler’s: The 2 dices are rolled for total of 12 times landing on 7 and 11. I predict that the dice will land on 7 or 11.

Leave a comment

Design a site like this with WordPress.com
Get started